Solving the World's Problems. Brooke Style.

Welcome to SOLVING THE WORLD PROBLEMS SATURDAY!!!

Problem one: KARDASHIAN MARRIAGE FAKE OR NOT??  I am offended that people think the Kardashian marriage was a fake. Everyone knows that Kris Humphries was a two. He plays basketball in Minnesota. Seriously, that is almost as bad as playing basketball in Iowa. No offense.

Kim Kardashian only had three dress changes for her wedding. When I find a five, I am going to have five dress changes for my wedding.

Problem two: ONLY 24 HOURS IN A DAY. These 24 hour days are incredibly inconvenient. I propose we move to 50 hour days. People could get so much more done. I know all you science people are saying, “50 hour days are not scientifically possible.” DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DETAILS. Someone just needs to work on redesigning the standard clock.

Problem three: MAINTAINING HOMEOSTASIS. This is a huge problem. Being cold all the time is so annoying. I propose someone genius invents a pill that helps maintain homeostasis. I will endorse the pill on this blog. 

Problem four: AMERICA'S HUGE DEFICIT. It does not take a rocket scientist to realize that a government should not spend more money than the government earns. The solution is simple: SELL ALL THE NATIONAL MONUMENTS. The United States government could sell The Washington Monument. How about selling Mount Rushmore? The Lincoln Memorial could use a FOR SALE sign too!  

If you have ever been to The Lincoln Memorial you know how depressing the gift shop is. My closet is bigger than the gift shop at The Lincoln Memorial.

Our government just does not know how to run a monument. Private enterprise does. If the monuments were run by private enterprise think how awesome they would be. I guarantee that the gift shops would get so much better.

If I was president, national monuments would be FOR SALE.

That is all for SOLVING THE WORLDS PROBLEMS SATURDAY. Do not forget, KEEP CALM AND LOOK FOR FIVES.

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