Overconfidence? No.

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: I'm beautiful. But that's nothing new. 

WHY ISN"T SCHOOL OUT YET???!!!!  

Nothing is bugging me today. I am in a sort of zen. I feel like right now is when I insult the world in some way...but not today. I am just in a really good mood. 

Okay...so I walked away like 10 minutes ago from this blog post AND figured out my house is out of Popsicles. So that good mood, with rainbow and honey combs you just read above, IS GONE. Someone bring a cherry Popsicle. I just do not think I can handle the rest of this day with out my fix. I sound like a drug addict. I swear I do not do drugs. I'm too pretty for that stuff. 

Live the life people. YOU ARE WELCOME.

I GOT A B.

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: I just found an unopened bag of "Cheetos". Life is good.

Pregnancy and Kim Kardashian just don't work together. If those were my feet I would cry. 

Hallelujah. Praise the Lord. Brooke got a B in French. I felt like I was going to cry tears of joy. The world is such a beautiful place now. I just want to walk around and smile at people. 

Due to Summer being just around the corner I have made a list of things you should do this Summer. 

1) Send me gifts

2) Watch all 10 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. It will be long and hard, but when you complete the entire season your entire perspective of the world will change. 

3) Get a sunburn. No Summer is complete without an adequate sunburn.

4) Send me money

5) Clean my car for me.

Did I mention I got a B in French? I'M SO HAPPY. 

I went running with my mom tonight. She is in such good shape. I was dying 1/4 of the way through. I am going to start working out with her more. I need to get in shape for my senior pictures. Like really. Can I just take a pill and be in perfect shape? You know it is the 21st century...science should have figured this out already. 

Get to work scientists.

YOU ARE WELCOME. 

My Life and Dial Up

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: I have two Popsicle left. The struggle is real.

This morning I was greeted with happiness by my car, Sensai. He would not start. It did not help that I figured this out 15 minutes before I needed to be at school. So I ran in my house and gave my brother an ultimatum, “Either get out of bed NOW and take me to school or I take your car and you never get it back.” Long story short…I got to school on time.

Big Brother starts in like three weeks. I literally cannot contain my excitement  That show is my air, it is my life, and it the reason why I go to school every day. So I can mold myself into being a better future contestant for the show.

WARNING: I am about to go into reality TV lingo…so just skip this if you do not watch Big Brother.  

Okay, I seriously just want all new contestants this season because that way everyone starts on equal footing. I mean, I love the oldies, but the new people never get highlighted enough because the show only pays attention to the oldies. But, if they bring oldies back, I want all oldies. Another All Star season would be awesome. But I highly doubt it. Also, the schedule for the week changed. I do not know it off the top of my head, but it is different from last year.

The internet in my house currently, is equivalent to the speed of dial up. REMEMBER DIAL UP??!! I used to play Webkinz for hours and my parents would get so mad, because no one could call us. Those were the days. Take me back.

There is a Pizza bagel at Panera. My mouth was so confused.

YOU ARE WELCOME. 

Take Away My Dignity

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: My laptop is about to die. So this is going to be quick. 

I have confession. I have been listening to Taylor Swift this week. I’m sorry. You can take my dignity away, I don’t deserve it anymore. But really, “22” and “I Knew You Were Trouble” are really catchy. I totally understand if you have no respect for me anymore.

I just don’t understand this weather. It confuses me. One second I am wearing shorts and the next thing I know, my legs feel like they need to be amputated due to frost bite. Mother Nature is like that bipolar ex.

Can Leonardo DiCaprio please get a Oscar someday? I mean if anything he should get a Oscar for his good looks.  No one works a suit better than Leo in "The Great Gatsby"                                                

Happy Memorial Day to everyone!! Thank you to all veterans who have served or are currently serving this great nation. 

I think Peter Pan put it best when he said, “Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting”, in light of so many of my great friends who graduated this weekend and my brother leaving tomorrow, I guess I will see you later. Thanks for all the great times and good luck, but you don’t need it.

YOU ARE WELCOME. 

Sympathy and Graduation Cards are the same thing...right???

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: Yesterday I got vasectomy and mastectomy mixed up. So that was a special moment for me.

I had a slight issue yesterday. I ran out of graduation cards…..so I used sympathy, anniversary, and get well cards instead. Basically, I crossed out the “I’m sorry for your loss” and replaced it with, “Congratulations on Graduating!” it makes my card stand out.

It also shows how cheap I am.

I would like to point out sympathy cards are way cheaper than graduation cards. Why buy a graduation card, when you can just cross out, “I’m sorry for your loss” and replace it with a priceless memory??!

I have a chronic problem. I get into mainstream music five months after the song is released. For example, I heard the song “Thrift Shop” yesterday and I am hooked. I’m worried that there is some sexual meaning behind it that I am not getting. I guess you can say after I heard that “Whistle” was not actually about whistling, I learned that no song is safe.

Today I have to play “Pomp and Circumstance” for graduation so the kids better move it. I mean it, they better walk with purpose. I will not play the song for 20 minutes. I will stand up and start playing a Dub Step 

version of “Pomp and Circumstance” if needed.

You did not just try to make Santa Clause sexy. Go home Taylor. 

YOU ARE WELCOME.

  

                                           

                                              

Short Saturday

Graduation Party season is so stressful. My biggest problem is actually attending the parties. I have every intention of going to the party but 99.9% of the time I fall asleep and miss the party all together. I went to a grad party with a coffee bar. It was the classiest thing ever.

Spring Fashion everybody. 

I just really don't understand Justin Bieber's clothing choices. You're not black Justin. Stop.

This is why I am never getting pregnant.

"Thrift Shop" is my new song. I am trying to learn how to twerk, so I can become more cultured. Twerking is so hard, I have taken to watching Youtube tutorials. None of them have worked. I look like I am seizing every time I try to twerk. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_mStX7AntY  This is hilarious. Go watch it and laugh. 

YOU ARE WELCOME. 

Life Lessons in Plant Science

UPDATE ON MY LIFE: French is the hardest language in the world and it is responsible for the teardrops on my guitar.

I do not play guitar. 

The last week of school is literally the biggest waste of time. I am not learning anything. I am not doing anything of importance. And I do not have to take any finals. So basically I am showing up to class to socialize and play Solitaire on my phone.  Welcome to public education in America.

Plant Science is the greatest class of all time. And the greatest thing about the class is I am actually learning things I might use in later life. Because of Plant Science I can identify trees, flowers, take care of a plants, explain the difference between global warming and the greenhouse effect, and most importantly I am working with kids I would not typically work with. Sadly, today my plant died. RIP Brooke’s plant. You will be missed.

HAPPY FRIDAY. 

Sorry, ladies he's married. To me...in the near future.

His hair must take a lot of patience. 

Hi, my name is Brooke. Let's get married.

     

Brooke, you need to stop.                                                 

Look at that cutie. Team Brooke.

It’s Friday so this blog post is short. Go tear the world apart.

YOU ARE WELCOME.