UPDATE ON MY LIFE:
Haven’t painted my toe nails yet.
There are few things in
this world that irk me more than doing laundry.
This morning when I
opened up more underwear drawer it dawned on me, I have not done laundry in two
weeks. You see this is inconvenient because I am now out of clean underwear. As
I put on my last clean pair of underwear this morning, I got nostalgic thinking back to the days
when my mother did my laundry for me. I have so much respect for my mother, living with me and doing my laundry WITHOUT getting paid....she must be a saint.
Doing laundry is hard.
Getting the clothes in the machines is fine, but the real test comes with remembering to take the clothes out. If the government was paid a dollar
every time I have forgot about my laundry in washer, our government would be
debt free.
I am writing this as I
wait for my laundry. In tomorrow's UPDATE ON MY LIFE I will let you guys know if I remembered my laundry.
Honestly though, the
more laundry I have to do, the more nudity looks promising.
Britney Spears is a
god. If I could be anyone I would be either Ke$ha or Britney Spears. There auto-tune abilities are admirable. And their music makes me want to move to LA and become a professional party-er I have a good British accent ….so I could totally be
Britney in “Scream and Shout”
DANCING WITH THE STARS
FINALE TONIGHT. #TEAMKELLIE #TEAMDEREK
If Mark and Derek don’t
take their shirts tonight, I am boycotting the show.
This week is all about
goodbyes. As seniors leave and embark on a new journey I wish you all luck!
Even though you don’t need it.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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