HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY
BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TODAY IS THE ONE YEAR
MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I have been thinking about what to possibly blog about
today and I am really coming up dry. You see I was going to revamp the Ranking
System but why would I mess with something that works??? ALSO OH MY GOSH I
haven’t been blogging a ton recently so y’all don’t know but in the last few
months Brooke has met several fives. THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE.
Today what I am going to do is instead to a year in review.
If you have read Bridget Jones Diary you
know what I am talking about.
THE DAILY DOSE OF BROOKE YEAR IN REVIEW:
1)
90 posts in 365 days
2)
I taught you all how to rid your home of
campaign callers
3)
Stereotyped Asian people on several occasions.
Please, Asians take it as a compliment.
4)
Emphasized the importance of gentlemen
5)
Predicted two out of the five Oscars that I
called.
6)
Made it clear, you take ONE MIRROR PICTURE OR
SELFIE AND I LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
7)
Solved the world’s problems. I still think we
should sell the national monuments. THINK ABOUT WHAT PRIVATE ENTERPRISE CAN DO
WITH THE GIFT SHOPS!!!!!
8)
Introduced a new holiday: Looking for Fives Day
9)
Addressed my PTSD with French Camp.
10)
You all met Sensai. That’s how I spell it,
haters.
11)
Continued my trophy wife training.
12)
Came to the conclusion Tuesdays are the worst
day of the week.
13)
Blogged from the line.
14)
Created the pants dance.
15)
Wrote about the human stage.
16)
Discovered that PIMP actually means “Peeing in
my pants”
17)
Expressed the importance of watching Breaking Dawn with your Dad on prom
night, because it is good for character development.
18)
Published The
Phases of a One Direction Fan
19)
Created the charity FEED THE LIONS.
20)
Reviewed Takeout. Because people trust me Brooke
knows her takeout.
21)
Interviewed a self-proclaimed five.
22)
Reviewed slushies.
23)
Exposed what BOY SCOUTS DOESN'T TEACH YOU.
24)
Got the ball rolling for production of Magic Mike in 3D.
25)
Became Charles Darwin’s biggest fan.
26)
Married a Men’s Olympic Swimmer in my dreams.
27)
Comforted my fear of fireworks.
28)
Established that Brooke Problems > Your
Problems
29)
Diversity killed the cat.
30)
Discovered love does not exist if Kurt and
Blaine don’t get back together.
31)
Had a Kiki
32)
Met the love of my life at Starbucks. I still don’t
know his name.
WOW. And that’s just from looking
at the titles of the blog posts. SO WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE I WROTE ABOUT INSIDE
THEM????!!!!??
Well if I can do this many awesome
things in one year imagine how many awesome things I can do in TWO YEARS. The
party is just beginning.
Have a great New Year and don’t do
anything I wouldn't do!!!!! THAT LEAVES YOUR OPTIONS OPEN.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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