IT IS YOU ASKED IT THURSDAY! The following are questions
asked by you and my expert opinion.
After how long in a relationship is it okay to fart in front
of them? Start from day one. Your “person of interest” needs to
realize what he is getting into. If you have to fart, just because you are
around your “person of interest”, DOES NOT mean you should be uncomfortable. FART
AWAY. And if this “person of interest” smells something act completely oblivious.
“It is just the wind”.
Do you consider the saying "You have a huge butt"
a compliment or an insult? Total compliment. Embrace the butt. Who wants a scrawny
bare butt?? Possible conversation: “You have a big butt.” YOUR RESPONSE: “You are
just jealous. “ And believe me, they are.
If you were to have a catch phrase, what would it be?
My catchphrase: “He is such a five.”
What is the meaning of life? Keep calm and look for fives.
If you have questions please EMAIL ME. If you talk to me I
will not remember. I have the memory of a 80 year-old. I do not even know what
I am typing right now.
Rick Perry suspended his campaign today. It
was because people were using the Beat
the Child, I Love my Lizard, and I have a lot of Feelings when his campaign callers were calling. IT WORKS
PEOPLE.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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