Mirror
pictures are the definition of lame. If you spend your free time in a bathroom
taking pictures of yourself, it is time to get a hobby. Take up singing, jump
rope, facebook creeping, hashtagging, and so much more. When I see your toilet
in the background of your mirror picture, my respect for you goes out the
window. Please save the world, one less mirror picture at a time.
I am not
going to lie, I totally make fun of people doing mirror pictures. When I am in
the mall, I love to do weird facial configurations and then call it “hot”. Or
send pictures to my friends, of me doing an elaborate leg/arm/face pose (slightly
resembling a spider) with the caption, “I am a angel”.
On top of
all of that, if you have a Facebook Album entitled one of the following: “Pictures
of Me”, “Me, Myself, and I”, or “(INSERT YOUR NAME) <3” Here is my advice, delete
it. No one I wants to look at countless photos of mirror pictures. I would honestly
rather watch PBS.
SAVE THE
WORLD ONE LESS MIRROR PICTURE AT A TIME.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
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