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Why is the Redbox red?? I think they should invent a “Clearbox”. That way I can see the machine work. Imagine seeing the movie you chose go through the machine in a CLEAR BOX. I think it is brilliant.

Why is Chinese food so good? MSG FOR LIFE. MSG may cause cancer but, it makes Chinese food so good. It is totally worth the risk.  Fried rice is seriously the food of the gods. I could eat that all day. Those Asians are doing something right. I <3 Asians and their food.

What is the point of infomercials? To entertain me when nothing else good is on TV. Has anyone seen “Pajama Jeans”??? I am sorry but, if you are wearing pajamas that are supposed to look like jeans, you are redefining laziness.  

Guess who is not going to winter formal. THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE. I have better things to do. For example: go look for fives.

If you are just starting to read this blog, I have a feeling you do not know what a five is. It is not your average number. A five is the highest possible ranking for guys. I encourage you to read, “The Ranking System of Brooke”. You are about to be enlightened.

Am I the only one who thinks that Hermione Granger and Harry Potter should have gotten married; instead of Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley? Think about this: Harry and Hermione would have “power children”. Harry Potter’s bravery and Hermione Granger’s intelligence, their kids would be unstoppable. Voldemort would cry in a corner.

What is the point of medicine commercials?? Let’s just be honest. No one wants to see a Viagra commercial when they are sitting next to their parents on the couch. In fact, no one wants to see a Viagra commercial. The Cialis commercials are just as awkward. “Your ability to be reading when the moment is right”, the script writer needs to keep their opinions to themselves. That line just makes me feel awkward. On top of these crazy medicine commercials, the commercials spend half of the commercial telling me the side-effects or taking their “revolutionary drug”. If I hear a side effect such as, “Side effects include: back pain, headaches, trouble breathing, and constipation” I will never even think to use that medicine ever.   

Coming next Saturday, and every Saturday after is going to be a segment called, “SOLVING THE WORLDS PROBLEMS”. Get excited. 

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