Good shows
should be on more than once a week. I do not want to have to wait an entire
week to watch my favorite show. Actors and actresses already get paid a lot. I
do not think it would be asking too much for there to be new show every other
day.
It is time
for all of you to meet my car. My cars name is Sensai (Sen-say). You know, like a Japanese
master?? Sensai, is older than I am. Sensai is a horrible shade of grey. But,
Sensai has a lot of character. Sensai is beautiful.
I named
Sensai after my much loved drivers ed instructor, Jonathan. My partner and I
asked Jonathan what he wanted to be called. He responded with Sensai. From then
on, my car full of character was Sensai.
I passed
drivers ed with a 76%. You need 75% to pass. I am a great driver. No joke.
Before I
drive I have a mantra I like to speak out loud to myself. It goes like this: I
can do it. I can do it. I am a focused driver. I am a amazing driver. Driving
is easy for me. Parallel parking is a piece of cake. I am the bomb of the road.
I am amazing. I can drive. I will check my mirrors. I will read all the signs.
I am the best.
My mantra
works. I have not gotten in a car accident yet. I have only killed two birds
and two squirrels. ALL THANKS TO THE MANTRA. R.I.P. The two squirrels and the two birds I
hit. They died in combat with the great Sensay. But, they did not win.
When February
7th rolls around if I were you, after I get home from school I would
get out of the car and kiss the pavement. Because on February 7th
Brooke Beatty and Sensai are becoming the bombs of the road.
YOU ARE
WELCOME.
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