I CAN'T STOP EATING.

I am still eating. What is wrong with me??

Behold a list of all the food I have consumed today:

1)      One bag on Doritos

2)      Sugar cookie

3)      Salmon

4)      5 Croutons

5)      Pasta and tomato sauce

6)      Three chicken fingers

7)      One croissant

8)      Beef

9)      Ice cream sundae w/ Oreos, gummy bears, and strawberries

10)   Apple crisp

11)   Doritos

12)   Turkey sandwich

13)   Pizza bread

I did not think it was that bad. O dear God, I am going to be sent to the Biggest Loser Ranch.

I have this strange feeling that my clothes are going to feel a little tighter tomorrow.

I need to work out. BUT THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD SHOWS ON TONIGHT.

I am seriously considering popping a bag of popcorn. Say no Brooke. Say no.

Oops.

14)   Popcorn

I have no self-control when it comes to food.

I have not been blogging because the J-Dog himself is back on his home turf. Aka my brother. The two of us have been eating together and staring at each other while we eat.

I really do not think I am going to make it to the end of school. I have summer fever. All I want to do is watch documentaries on Netflix and get rid of my farmers tan.

Working out should be as painless as eating. If someone figures that out I will be there best friend and again I require 25% of profits because I thought of it.

THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE SEASON FINALE IS ON.

My brother just told me I remind him of Aubrey on the Celebrity Apprentice. For a second I thought she was a porn star and I was a little offended. BUT SHE IS NOT. She is a pop star. I can’t sing. But apparently I am creative and smart like her. I don’t know about that, at least Aubrey is not a porn star.

I should be on The Celebrity Apprentice. I would win. Shout out to Donald Trump I am the next winner. Pick me and all your rating dreams will come true. I would be perfect on T.V.

Finally, Happy Mother’s Day to my Mama Bear. To those who don’t know my mother you should know my Mama Bear is like me on steroids. And apparently everyone thinks we look like twins. Which is a tad bit offending she is 50 I am 16. I really hope I don’t look like a 50-year-old.

15)   Six grapes

I need to stop.

YOU ARE WELCOME.