I have no
idea what to blog about today. So, I am going to just start typing and see
where this goes.
I saw a
story on private enterprise going into space the other day on 60 minutes. Yes, I watch 60 minutes and I am proud of it. The
piece was really interesting. Now that NASA is not sending people into space
anymore, American astronauts have to ride with the Russians.
THAT IS JUST
WRONG. During the Space Age the Russians were our competitor, now we pay them
to take Americans into space.
That is like going back to a guy that cheated on
you. WHERE IS YOUR DIGNITY AMERICA???
I think
private enterprise going into space is a great idea. If all goes as planned
ordinary people could fly into space most likely during my lifetime. And the
more competition in the private space market will mean the cheaper the price to fly to space will be.
That is why
I love this country.
Tonight is a
new episode of Love in the Wild. YES.
YES. YES. You can judge me all you want but I, Brooke love reality TV. I am
addicted and someday I will be on a reality TV show and I will win.
I personally
think I would be great on the following reality TV shows.
Love in the Wild- I can totally win challenges, when
you tell me if I lose I will have to sleep in a tent, you would be amazed what
type of motivator that is for me. I don’t sleep outside. I don’t like bugs. BUT,
I will crush bugs, jump into a pit of snakes, run across hot stones, and jump
off of a cliff; all in the name of sleeping under a roof with AC. About the “love”
portion of Love in the Wild I will
cross that bridge when I get there.
Big Brother- I was born to be on Big Brother. I have been watching the
show since I was ten. I know the tricks. I would win all the challenges. I have
unusually strong arms due to colorguard. I am competitive win it comes to my standard
of living. On top of all that I can play a mean social game. I would win Big Brother.
The Amazing Race- Could totally win this. I may not
be able to speak a foreign language BUT I can mime. Also I will just use my
iPhone. Again I would own at all of the challenges.
Those are
just three reality shows of MANY that I would be perfect for.
I would do pretty much any reality show except for, The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. I have more dignity than to go on those shows.
You may say, “Brooke, you want to go on Love
in the Wild, but you don’t want to go on The Bachelor/Bachelorette. What is the difference?” Okay, The Bachelor/Bachelorette has crap challenges.
I mean come on, eat as many apples you can in five minutes, THAT IS NOT A
CHALLEGE. I do that every day. Plus I don’t want to go on these shows for “love”
I want to go on for fun. Trust me going on a romantic date with a two aka some contestant
of The Bachelor/Bachelorette does not
sound fun to me. I look for fives in medical libraries.
Future reality TV star right here. I am thinking of getting a
show called, Brooke. Basically, a camera
would just follow me around while I get in girl fights and look for potential
fives. I have a very exciting life. That is a good joke.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
QUESTIONS FOR YOU ASKED IT THURSDAY????? Email brooketheblogger@aol.com
I know you have problems. Let me solve them. I watch Dr. Phil and have seen every Oprah episode; I know what I am doing.
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